
you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet
evryone has that one friend that annoys the fuck out of you but you don’t know why you’re still friends with them
Nice idea, dad. criticize and yell at the guy that’s driving and has control of a 2 ton machine




